(I take a deep breath with my hand on my side)
Student 1: (to Student 2) I know why she did that!
Student 2: She thinks you're pregnant.
Me: When would I have time to be pregnant?!
(2 minutes pass)
Me: Wait, do I look pregnant?
I don't remember being this bold.
At dismissal today:
Student 1: Ms. Huber, would you go on a date with Gabriel? (Gabriel was sitting right next to him)
Me: Ew, inappropriate.